I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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