STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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