soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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