so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
