You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
