what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
