Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sorry about my life...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
