U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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