I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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