We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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