theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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