Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
