My nipple is on Facebook.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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