they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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