What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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