I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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