Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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