Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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