Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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