no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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