She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They took my balls.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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