The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this just has baby written all over it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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