Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The air was thick with penises
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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