everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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