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(314): View more from Missouri

So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?

(816): View more from Missouri

Most never. Some around 65.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.

(360): View more from Washington

I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.

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(409): View more from Texas

My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.

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(518): View more from New York

Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.

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