Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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