And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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