so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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