your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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