yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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