i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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