I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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