If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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