i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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