It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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