If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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