I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sponge bath it is.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
