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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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