that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
