She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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