Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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