The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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