its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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