Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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