Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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