Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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