Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She announced her abortion via fbk
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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