Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I need moral support for this bender
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
