I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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