Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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