I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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