Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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