i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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