I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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