What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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