We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
third nipple confirmed
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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