I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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